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We get an awful lot of .. shall we say .. interesting IMs from people who contact us by mistake.

[17:32] P**********: i wish i could cum in the underwear you make

[21:44] C******** *****: Hi [21:44] C******** *****: do you sell "OH La La" in white?

[23:35] P***************: hi [23:37] P***************: hi [23:38] P***************: ı buy COPY sex urinial 299L [23:39] P***************: But it did not come to me. Did you send it to me [23:39] P***************: help me please [23:40] P***************: You send me your stuff... [23:40] P***************: or 299lın come back ok [23:42] P***************: yuh [23:42] P***************: ıwant stuffff!! [23:44] P***************: no spoort [23:45] P***************: ı buy toilet ı buy gay bed no problem [23:46] P***************: but ı buy urinial you dont send [23:46] P***************: send me urinial oke [23:48] P***************: send me please [23:48] P***************: urınıla problem [23:48] P***************: ı dont see envanter [23:48] P***************: mk [23:49] P***************: ı buy bed no problem [23:49] P***************: ı buy toılet no problem [23:49] P***************: ı buy urıneal yes problem do you understand me [23:50] P***************: no sppartü [23:50] P***************: nonono [23:51] P***************: fk support [23:52] P***************: my dear fuck support oke [23:53] P***************: ı want 299lın or urinal adult jester oke

[19:14] H******* ****: Hello, I would have a wish, for a rigged mesh dress, which unfortunately you do not have, Are you interested to listen to it, what I imagine so? [19:18] H******* ****: I am looking for someone to sew me a dress according to my wishes [19:23] H******* ****: forget it

[8:01] S******* ******: Hey. I would probably have bought your product... but I now won't, because I clicked on the 'demo' button, and was told there was no demo. WTF!? Why have a 'demo' button, if there's no demo? Jerk. [8:05] S******* ******: whatever, asshole. [8:06] S******* ******: Your service is shit.