Support Hall of Shame

We get an awful lot of .. shall we say .. interesting IMs from people who contact us by mistake.

Usually this is because they've right clicked a vendor and seen us as "creator" and then decided that we made the product IN the vendor.

Names have been censored, because hey - we're not monsters.

We haven't included every one here (there are hundreds), but we've included the ones that made us giggle.

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July 2017

[17:32] P**********: i wish i could cum in the underwear you make

[21:44] C******** *****: Hi
[21:44] C******** *****: do you sell "OH La La" in white?

[23:35] P***************: hi
[23:37] P***************: hi
[23:38] P***************: ı buy COPY sex urinial 299L
[23:39] P***************: But it did not come to me. Did you send it to me
[23:39] P***************: help me please
[23:40] P***************: You send me your stuff...
[23:40] P***************: or 299lın come back  ok
[23:42] P***************: yuh
[23:42] P***************: ıwant stuffff!!
[23:44] P***************: no spoort
[23:45] P***************: ı buy toilet ı buy gay bed  no problem
[23:46] P***************: but ı buy urinial you dont send
[23:46] P***************: send me urinial oke
[23:48] P***************: send me please
[23:48] P***************: urınıla problem
[23:48] P***************: ı dont see envanter
[23:48] P***************: mk
[23:49] P***************: ı buy bed no problem
[23:49] P***************: ı buy toılet no problem
[23:49] P***************: ı buy urıneal yes problem do you understand me
[23:50] P***************: no sppartü
[23:50] P***************: nonono
[23:51] P***************: fk support
[23:52] P***************: my dear fuck support oke
[23:53] P***************: ı want 299lın or urinal adult jester oke

[19:14] H******* ****: Hello, I would have a wish, for a rigged mesh dress, which unfortunately you do not have, Are you interested to listen to it, what I imagine so?
[19:18] H******* ****: I am looking for someone to sew me a dress according to my wishes
[19:23] H******* ****: forget it

[8:01] S******* ******: Hey. I would probably have bought your product... but I now won't, because I clicked on the 'demo' button, and was told there was no demo. WTF!? Why have a 'demo' button, if there's no demo? Jerk.
[8:05] S******* ******: whatever, asshole.
[8:06] S******* ******: Your service is shit.

[0:32] L*********: hello I would like to know if you would be interested in setting up vendors on my sim.  It is a sith based starwars sim.

[23:06] T*********: i did bough and avi RAPTOR
[16:06] T*********: and the folder name MESH RAPTOR dont appear in my inventory
[23:07] T*********: what i can do plz help me i did expend 1000 lindens in that avi

[21:35] M*******: eu comprei  MIKA CRIMSON COMPLETE OUTFIT, pensei que era o avatar, como encontro o avatar? quero uma avatar como o da foto

[14:28] K******* *****: hi is alme. Precious Black for bento maitrya hand please

[1:53] t*************: hello
[1:54] t*************: i bought your product "Lace Top and Skirt"
[1:54] t*************: but the product dont include HUD of the TOP
[1:55] t*************: i can see three color TOP in the product's photo
[1:55] t*************: i want HUD of the TOP

[22:34] ******: i pay  you  799  for   a  heartland house  i pay you instead can you please return my lindes
[22:35] ******: it was for the vender i made a mistake

[20:29] L******* *********: Greetings
[20:29] L******* ********* I saw your GLC Skybox
[20:29] L******* *********: can you make a Blue Lantern Corps Skybox
[20:30] L******* *********: ty

[20:02] L********: Sorry I came in your im more and that I bought a castle its he ta coming with error he does not complete the rez

[12:12]  You paid Layla Schwarz (layla.taov)
[19:24] *******: The transaction completed, but I got nothing!

[18:40] 1*** ****: Hi you giftcard no go i buy a outfit the linden no come back

Special Mention

This one was intended for us, but we thought it deserved a spot here. Yes, we'll artificially delay our updates so everyone has broken orbs, k? Just to save you some inconvenience.

[14:40] m********: Could you PLEASE not release updates for Caspersafe 1 day apart? It takes hours to run through one update cycle on the upgradebee and is a huge inconvenience to do it again immediately after because the first update wasn't quite ready!