Support Hall of Shame

We get an awful lot of .. shall we say .. interesting IMs from people who contact us by mistake.

Usually this is because they've right clicked a vendor and seen us as "creator" and then decided that we made the product IN the vendor.

Names have been redacted, because hey - we're not monsters.

We haven't included every one here (there are hundreds), but we've included the ones that made us giggle.

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January 2018

[08:54] (REDACTED): i never got a cherry bomb hud for my breast pump and how do i use it

October 2017

[4:43] (REDACTED): you are messaing me in near by...please dont dothat
[4:35] (REDACTED): weare ready to give upthe land now  we never know who the hell to mesage we get no responses...nowwe get this from u and no whissies
[4:35] (REDACTED): smh'
[4:32] (REDACTED): Sorry, but you weren't on the subscriber list for this unit or this parcel! Perhaps you've already unsubscribed?

August 2017

[10:29] (REDACTED): i buy an object but the cloth not delivery
[10:29] (REDACTED): [03:13] Second Life: Wild Orchid Backup Server 005 propiedad de (REDACTED) te ha dado 'Wild Orchid _ Phantom Lingerie BlackSilver'  ( Lionheart Simba (13,137,28) ).
[03:22] Second Life: Wild Orchid Backup Server 005 propiedad de (REDACTED) te ha dado 'Wild Orchid _ Phantom Lingerie BlackSilver'  ( Lionheart Simba (13,137,28) ).
[03:23] Wild Orchid _ Phantom Lingerie BlackSilver: You are now subscribed to "Update Group for Wild Orchid". Thank you for subscribing
[03:23] CasperVend System: This product is the Wild Orchid _ Phantom Lingerie BlackSilver, and it's available for $395. Its permissions are: COPY, NO MOD, NO TRANS.

Explanation: Second Life: Wild Orchid Backup Server 005 owned by (REDACTED) has given you 'Wild Orchid _ Phantom Lingerie BlackSilver' (Lionheart Simba (13,137,28)).

Not only did she IM us about some other store's product, but she also pasted chat showing that the item WAS delivered..

[19:21] (REDACTED): can someone help me with the bunnypottie?

[7:05] (REDACTED): Wow... not only are you boring, you're pathetically vindictive, too! Awesome skill-set, little man (:

[18:48] (REDACTED): Hello !!!
My wife has gerde bought here a kleid!
But the dress is not there? The dress is called
Alyse Black !!!
How can that be, either the dress will be post-made or we step back from the purchase contract thank my wife is called (REDACTED)

This jackass apparently doesn't understand the concept of autoresponders..

(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:04:34 2017)yeah one last word fo you....... you go fuck your self you sorry sack of shit. now I know where your customer support gets there attitude... also hopes linden labs come out with a better system to put your sorry ass out
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:05:00 2017)fuck off dipshit
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:07:45 2017)oh and if you spam me or your bots one more time .. i will be sure to file with lindesn harrasement.
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:10:26 2017)that is now twice you have spammed me
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:10:29 2017)keep it up
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:12:15 2017)now  times
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:12:35 2017)all records or your spam is being recoreded
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:12:49 2017)and i am going to turn over to linden for harrasment
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:16:12 2017)you best get me off your fuckin spam list
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:16:16 2017)fuck head
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:18:51 2017)IM me again or spam me and i go to lindens.. how that suit you cockeyness.
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:19:33 2017)so now you.................. FUCK OFF
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:21:19 2017)really times now
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:21:42 2017)hmm record is noted and recorded for harrasment
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:22:01 2017)4 x time snow
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:22:16 2017)pathetic
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:22:46 2017)keep up with the harrasment spams
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:22:55 2017)i am recording every one
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:24:15 2017)really another
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:24:24 2017)you do not learn very easy eh?
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:24:44 2017)are you truly that much of a dumb fuck
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:25:53 2017)i am guessing you about to spam me again
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:25:58 2017)omg i can not wait
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:27:19 2017)yep and there it is
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:27:23 2017)i am done
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:27:42 2017)now I am reporting to lindens for harraseent
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:28:32 2017)IM me any further and all transactions will be forward to them
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:30:27 2017)oh maybe you thinnk that is threating you drama queen, but i find it as harrasing me
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:30:37 2017)stop with the spam
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:31:01 2017)now going to  contact lindens
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:31:15 2017)they can sort out your spam
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:33:01 2017)oh one last thing
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:33:31 2017)I have  records of all chat logs.. I will be more then glad to share on FB
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:33:43 2017)now you have a great day
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:34:27 2017)do not spam my ass anymore
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:36:17 2017)now 5 times
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:36:27 2017)i am getting annyed
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:36:50 2017)you have 24 for hrs to fix this or i wil report your sorry ass
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:37:17 2017)no more spam.. or you get reported.. so fuck off
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:38:39 2017)is the last warning casper
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:38:54 2017)i am not fucking playing games
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:39:51 2017)least now i know where bitch got her attitude from.
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:39:54 2017)done
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:40:14 2017)get me off your spam list or we go to lindens next
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:42:11 2017)again spam
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:42:16 2017)best fix it
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:42:47 2017)everybit of this i am recording
(REDACTED): (Saved Tue Aug 01 04:43:01 2017)i asked you to fucking stop the spam

July 2017

[17:32] (REDACTED): i wish i could cum in the underwear you make

[21:44] (REDACTED): Hi
[21:44] (REDACTED): do you sell "OH La La" in white?

[23:35] (REDACTED): hi
[23:37] (REDACTED): hi
[23:38] (REDACTED): ı buy COPY sex urinial 299L
[23:39] (REDACTED): But it did not come to me. Did you send it to me
[23:39] (REDACTED): help me please
[23:40] (REDACTED): You send me your stuff...
[23:40] (REDACTED): or 299lın come back  ok
[23:42] (REDACTED): yuh
[23:42] (REDACTED): ıwant stuffff!!
[23:44] (REDACTED): no spoort
[23:45] (REDACTED): ı buy toilet ı buy gay bed  no problem
[23:46] (REDACTED): but ı buy urinial you dont send
[23:46] (REDACTED): send me urinial oke
[23:48] (REDACTED): send me please
[23:48] (REDACTED): urınıla problem
[23:48] (REDACTED): ı dont see envanter
[23:48] (REDACTED): mk
[23:49] (REDACTED): ı buy bed no problem
[23:49] (REDACTED): ı buy toılet no problem
[23:49] (REDACTED): ı buy urıneal yes problem do you understand me
[23:50] (REDACTED): no sppartü
[23:50] (REDACTED): nonono
[23:51] (REDACTED): fk support
[23:52] (REDACTED): my dear fuck support oke
[23:53] (REDACTED): ı want 299lın or urinal adult jester oke

[19:14] (REDACTED): Hello, I would have a wish, for a rigged mesh dress, which unfortunately you do not have, Are you interested to listen to it, what I imagine so?
[19:18] (REDACTED): I am looking for someone to sew me a dress according to my wishes
[19:23] (REDACTED): forget it

[8:01] (REDACTED): Hey. I would probably have bought your product... but I now won't, because I clicked on the 'demo' button, and was told there was no demo. WTF!? Why have a 'demo' button, if there's no demo? Jerk.
[8:05] (REDACTED): whatever, asshole.
[8:06] (REDACTED): Your service is shit.

[0:32] (REDACTED): hello I would like to know if you would be interested in setting up vendors on my sim.  It is a sith based starwars sim.

[23:06] (REDACTED): i did bough and avi RAPTOR
[16:06] (REDACTED): and the folder name MESH RAPTOR dont appear in my inventory
[23:07] (REDACTED): what i can do plz help me i did expend 1000 lindens in that avi

[21:35] (REDACTED): eu comprei  MIKA CRIMSON COMPLETE OUTFIT, pensei que era o avatar, como encontro o avatar? quero uma avatar como o da foto

[14:28] (REDACTED): hi is alme. Precious Black for bento maitrya hand please

[1:53] (REDACTED): hello
[1:54] (REDACTED): i bought your product "Lace Top and Skirt"
[1:54] (REDACTED): but the product dont include HUD of the TOP
[1:55] (REDACTED): i can see three color TOP in the product's photo
[1:55] (REDACTED): i want HUD of the TOP

[22:34] (REDACTED): i pay  you  799  for   a  heartland house  i pay you instead can you please return my lindes
[22:35] (REDACTED): it was for the vender i made a mistake

[20:29] (REDACTED): Greetings
[20:29] (REDACTED) I saw your GLC Skybox
[20:29] (REDACTED): can you make a Blue Lantern Corps Skybox
[20:30] (REDACTED): ty

[20:02] (REDACTED): Sorry I came in your im more and that I bought a castle its he ta coming with error he does not complete the rez

[12:12]  You paid (REDACTED)
[19:24] (REDACTED): The transaction completed, but I got nothing!

[18:40] (REDACTED): Hi you giftcard no go i buy a outfit the linden no come back

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 22:03:07 +0000 

I went to you support and it said that you were not the vendor but I am standing right here and took a picture, you are the Vendor...So I had to buy another dress for her as a gift but I originally forgot to put resident after her name. I does however irritate me that you said you were no the Vendor,,,

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 17:23:46 +0000 

Hi there! I am wondering if you are hiring or looking for models for your products?

Special Mention

This one was intended for us, but we thought it deserved a spot here. Yes, we'll artificially delay our updates so everyone has broken orbs, k? Just to save you some inconvenience.

[14:40] (REDACTED): Could you PLEASE not release updates for Caspersafe 1 day apart? It takes hours to run through one update cycle on the upgradebee and is a huge inconvenience to do it again immediately after because the first update wasn't quite ready!

June 2017

[09:18:15] (REDACTED): hi hi - i have the equinox woodman set .. using the blowdart .. when im down and recovered ....... it says i still cant use it .. keeps telling me im unconscious .. which im not ............. help

February 2016

An oldie, but a goodie..

[14:33] (REDACTED): SHOE BUY BUT DIDN'T SEND ME YOU L PLEASE